Day 9: False Reporting

Scenario: A Family Case Manager (FCM) gets a call and finds that she is assigned a report to investigate. FCM reads in the report how there is shit and piss all over the floors, a two year old crawling in it, exposed firearms on the coffee table, a Dad addicted to heroin and shooting up in front of the kids and leaving his needles everywhere, and the Mom is leaving her kid with the Dad to watch while she goes to work at WallyMart. And p.s. Dad may or may not have just overdosed on heroin five minutes ago. 

FCM then contacts FWPD for assistance and they then contact an EMS. Everyone rushes over to the home as fast as they can. 

Dad answers the door. FCM sees no shit or piss on the freshly mopped and vacuumed floors. FCM observes no fucking guns on a coffee table. FCM observes Dad looking like Justin Timberlake in a suit and tie ready to go to work. FCM observes no needles sticking out any of Dad's body parts. FCM observes Mom cooking breakfast for her family. 

False report. Turns out Sheila the neighbor got pissed about the fireworks Dad shot off for his family at 8:47 PM. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 

Please do not use us for neighborhood retaliation. Please do not waste valuable time and money for some 7th grade drama. And please for the love of God, lose our number, Sheila. Because I WILL call you. And I WILL go over every allegation you made against poor old Justin Timberlake's family. And I WILL explain to you that although I've never seen it personally (WHAT THE FUCK PROSECUTING ATTORNEYS???) people can be prosecuted for that petty bullshit under Indiana Code 31-33-22-3. And I WILL (maybe) get a little inappropriate with you if provoked...because I hate you Sheila.