What
type of person would you rather see parenting:
A.
Someone high on weed
B.
Someone high on Spice running around their house convinced his penis is a light
saber
C.
Someone foaming at the mouth from a heroin overdose
D.
Someone drunk as shit passed out in a cat litter box
Yup,
A. And this is not the time or place to entertain the old school thought
process of "Marijuana is JUST as bad as alcohol, if not worse" from
people who actually think that Reefer Madness is a documentary. (Sidenote: It
is not a documentary).
If
you call in a report with some shit like, "they smoke weed at parties and
in the backyard at night..." the hotline person will say "...and
then..." And if there is no "and then", it will more than likely
get screened out. Why? Because you can parent high on weed.
It's
pretty amazing to me that some people are still under the impression that
marijuana is not as prevalent in our society as it really truly is. Your Dad is
probably smoking a joint right now FYI.
With
the amount of bullshit we hear of and investigate on a daily basis, (Spice
freakouts where the parent thinks the child is the anti-Christ and needs to
die, heroin overdoses where the child is found giving the parent CPR, driving
drunk with your two kids in the backseat and wrecking the car) marijuana is the
LEAST of our fucking problems. Seriously. So please. Calm the fuck down with
this shit and go see what your Dad is doing in the backyard.
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