Oh look what this bitch did now...

So. Last night I went to get my eyebrows threaded...where they yank each individual hair out one by one with some sort of magical dental floss.

There was another girl next to me getting fake eyelashes put on and I sat mesmerized by the schtick that was coming out of the owners mouth...

"Everyone gets these done down in Indianapolis..."

"They last 2-3 weeks..."

"They look so natural and you won't have you fight with clumpy mascara every morning..."

Fucking. Sold. That lady really should start off with the clumpy mascara bit.

So I endure a much less painful five more minutes and what do you know! They look natural! No more mascara! I look like I'm from the big city!

Then I went to my friend Hat's house. "It looks kinda drag queenish..." she lovingly said.

And it does. This morning I woke up and had to pry my eyelids awake. I looked in the mirror and two fuzzy caterpillars stared back at me.

Fuck it. Let's make it work just for shits and giggles. Because I'm bored. Because it looks like I have eyeliner on and I suck at eyeliner. Because who doesn't want to look like a drag queen at work for a day?







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