Charleston!

1. Boiled peanuts taste like ass. Maybe because I got them at a gas station? But still...after the salty water part, I'm just not a fan. You're either a peanut, or peanut butter.








2. Because I'm on vacation, I may be smoking more than usual. And when your long time buddy who you're visiting is a nurse, you get a long informative lecture about COPD and dying a slow anxiety ridden death. However it comes from love ❤️ p.s. Love you Kimmy!!!





3. Charleston is hot. Like "Why the fuck am I outside" hot. But apparently if you've lived there long enough, you adapt. I felt bad for Kim though. Kim: "This is my friend Kathy from Indiana". Friend: "Oh hey Kathy, how are ya?" Me: "Holy shit it's hot here!" It just slips out because I guess I was waiting for someone to say, "Yes it IS hot...because this is the second stop before hell" or something like that to explain why it WAS SO GODDAMN HOT!





4. When people head out to see an 80's band, nobody dresses up...unless you're from Indiana...and named Kathy.





5. Weird phenomenon: Natty Light is the best tasting beer to take to the beach. I know- weird right?





6. It was hot.




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Oh look what this bitch did now...

So. Last night I went to get my eyebrows threaded...where they yank each individual hair out one by one with some sort of magical dental floss.

There was another girl next to me getting fake eyelashes put on and I sat mesmerized by the schtick that was coming out of the owners mouth...

"Everyone gets these done down in Indianapolis..."

"They last 2-3 weeks..."

"They look so natural and you won't have you fight with clumpy mascara every morning..."

Fucking. Sold. That lady really should start off with the clumpy mascara bit.

So I endure a much less painful five more minutes and what do you know! They look natural! No more mascara! I look like I'm from the big city!

Then I went to my friend Hat's house. "It looks kinda drag queenish..." she lovingly said.

And it does. This morning I woke up and had to pry my eyelids awake. I looked in the mirror and two fuzzy caterpillars stared back at me.

Fuck it. Let's make it work just for shits and giggles. Because I'm bored. Because it looks like I have eyeliner on and I suck at eyeliner. Because who doesn't want to look like a drag queen at work for a day?







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