I just spent five minutes wrestling with my goddamn shoes. WHY is the strappy hook thing on the OUTSIDE of the sandal? Why is it not on the INSIDE
First world problem, I know. But I think I just threw my fucking back out in some sort of not invented yet Twister move. Why are shoemakers conspiring against me?
Either I have sit awkwardly in the Twister pose, or I have to suffer an old woman head rush dizzy spell to put these damn shoes on. And this is even before my second cup of coffee.
And it would even look better on the inside! And it's just common sense! And now I need a third cup of coffee!
Life is a bitch. -Posted Cause I Can...
Little known fact: I like to wear jewelry that (in my mind) offers peace, protection or spirituality. For example- I have this big ass hamas hand pendant that I purchased after going back to work to protect me from the crazies. I am always wearing some sort of evil eye to work. I believe in that shit. 
Now here's the scary part of the story...after some dumb bitch t-boned me in my Prius (RIP Little Spaceship) I bought a bracelet that says: "Guardian Angel. Protect and guide, always by my side". And it had two little silver Guardian Angels on it. 
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO???? Did I use up all my angels already??? Possible, but I thought they were neverending! Where did they fly to??? Someone else that needed them? Why haven't they flown back??? This has been bothering me to no end lately. Guess I'll have to find some new damn angels. Posted Cause I Can...
