Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Really, Vinnie?





What the fuck is this? Did my kid become an Eagle Scout overnight and learn elaborate knot tying? Did someone teach him this on the playground? Is this a new version of playing Cat in the Cradle? Because the last I knew, we were sailing right along with bunny ears. So yeah...this morning I was like a contestant on Survivor trying to get these damn knots undone before the bell rang.



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Thursday, May 8, 2014

God Knew What He Was Doing...

Scene: Target last night. Supposed to be buying cards for the kids teachers. Started in the clothes. Cut through kids clothes to the cards. And then BAM! Look at this!!




And this!!!




And fucking THIS!!!




Tutu's! For little cute girls to twirl in with their Mommys! God help me if I had ever had a girl. I would be a broke ass bitch...but at least me and my daughter would have matching fucking tutu's.

Location:Fort Wayne